shar-fireshar:

bureaubaggins:

dignified-and-old:

baruchobramowitz:

Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness

I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs

“Can you pass the salad, Mom?” he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad

She never passes the salad

“Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?”

“You always do this to me, Mom.”

I’m laughing uncontrollably

holdthebones:

whatwouldyoudoifthedoctor:

deathpup:

what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked

he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon

We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster

spixpanda:

daffydthomas:

My neighbours cat likes making me late for my school bus (also excuse my gross wheezing of a laughter„)

I’ve never seen an animal more in the way than this cat here. This cat could win an award or something.

I’m only 16, but my back hurts like an 80-year-old with Arthur write this.

Don’t fuck with boys who:

thedangerousautumn:

* are mean to their mothers
* are against feminism
* only want you for your body
* will/are leading you on
* think you owe them something
* think they are entitled to your body

make her ur bestfriend and ur babygirl

warpstar:

just-shower-thoughts:

If my toaster burns EVERYTHING at setting 4, then why does setting 9 exist and what would it do??

fruitcrocs:

pink-orchid0121:

10ve-me:

mattchew03:

Buttermilk the baby goat is kind of a dick.

Parkour!

This is my favourite thing ever

i am the black goat in life