When my sister was in the Marines some little shit told her to make him a sandwich so she went to his boss and they used money from the asshole’s next paycheck to order subs for the entire squadron

i say “buy me things” a lot for someone who has a fit of guilt every time someone pays for my lunch

Después de pasar tiempo solo, hablar de la vida, compartir un cigarrillo y unas cuantas risas con una buena compañía puede, simplemente, sanar los males del corazón.

cuando-sea-greaser (via una-decepcion-mas)

This year July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years. This is called money bags. So copy this and money will arrive within 4 days. Based on Chinese Feng Shui, the one who does not copy, will be without money. Figured I’d pass this on!

vodka-astrology:

forever–alive:

This is weird,but what the heck

hablandoconlasestrellas:

De destruirte.

pennyroyal-tree:

whirlboy:

it’s Father’s Day so here’s my big Father’s Day fuck you to the fathers who were never there for their kids and a bigger one to the fathers who were present and abusive. fuck you. I’m your child’s dad now.

I finally have a dad omg

ladyfabulous:

unicorn–heart:

lucillebruise:

cleophatracominatya:

thefilthelementtt:

This is cool! You never see photos of her.

👆🏾 for real

that purple eyeshadow is ON POINT. She’s so cute!

Ahhhh!

itstimetosmilee:

I doubt Vodka is the answer, but it’s worth a shot