why is my bedroom always so hot
maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty
i love the science side of tumblr

Getting no message is also a message.

oh, claro que si hay 😉 pero son tan escasas como la gente honesta
reblog por el comentario*—-*
Ya leíste esto. No hay vuelta atrás. Pide un deseo. Hazlo con todas tus fuerzas y rebloguea. Se cumplirá.
:(( que se cumpla porfa u.u
NECESITO TINTA EN MI IMPRESORA, SI ESO SE CUMPLE SERÍA LA PERSONA MÁS FELIZ ;___________;
Por favor!! D: Se debe cumplir ><
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Ay weón, me funcionó la otra vez hasgfgadshkgfhsgadhfhadskfghdgskahfgsdagfhgasjkgjdjgs so, lets do this again fsdghak .
BALTICATA : JAMAS PENSÉ QUE FUNCIONARIA! CONCHETUMARE! ES WEÁ DEL DEMONIO ❤ TE AMO TUMBLR RECTM!
you know that one tumblr powerpoint someone made a few months ago about satiation slowly changing the way you perceive humor until at some point you transcend humor altogether and someday we as a society will find only magnified jpeg images of hank hill with the words WEED printed over it hilarious?
i feel like i understand that now. i feel like this is it, this photoset is the surreal, nonsensical apex we are collectively inching towards. it’s vague and incomprehensible and even kind of threatening, but it’s as inevitable as the heat death of the universe and all we can do is submit ourselves to it

The difference between Freedom & Slavery is one thin line.
woah.
genius.
Message received.
One of the most mindfucking genius pictures on Tumblr. God bless the person who did this
When I get married, divorce is not an option. You’re mad? Take your ass in the other room calm down, because we are going to work this out
This
This generation lacks this tho

I will rip off your limbs and hit you with them
True friendship at it’s prime.
You have gone blind and want cereal




