I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good feeling.
If I were to get married I would have to schedule it around the full moon I want her at my wedding
Alguien que entienda mi forma de ser, mis bobadas, mis locuras, que comparta mis gustos, que pase tiempo a mi lado, que nos riamos de todo, ¿existe?.
(via realdreamsstuff)
on my grave i want VIP not RIP
Watch: Bill Nye uses science to defend women’s reproductive rights.
“men of European descent”
White guys,
Just me,myself and I 