overthemistymountainsliesadragon:

fayethesuccubus:

petrpetrpuckeater:

myresin:

thatsnicebutimmarried:

The life of a pet owner: “What are you eating? OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU EATING???”

“Come back here with whatever you’re eating!”

“Don’t think you can fool me by stopping chewing. I know you’re still eating it!”

“Open your mouth. OPEN. YOUR. MOUTH.”

The best part is that all of these can be seen as the owner’s perspective or the pet’s and it’s all still accurate.

caraphatash:

naamahdarling:

anightvaleintern:

Let me explain why this is really important:  Because it takes a lesson every other show teaches you and corrects it.

Most shows will say “Be yourself!  Then girls will love you for you and you will have so many girlfriends!  So many!”

It’s another disappointing message to young boys that teaches them they are entitled to women.  That “hey just be you and you get girls, neat!”

Tino’s mom takes the time to say “No, be yourself because yourself is who you should be.  It won’t necessarily get you girls, some of them still won’t be interested but the most important thing is you like yourself.”

That’s a great message and if he follows through with it, it is likely to make him far more interesting as a romantic partner.

I don’t even know what this is from, but this is something I’ve never actually seen articulated before, and it’s SO IMPORTANT.

It’s from the Weekenders and it’s amazing